The Mangled Fingers
For a laugh I used a plot generator and it gave me this. With a bit of work, I could actually write this, with some changes of course.
The Mangled Fingers
A Crime Thriller
by Lee Pletzers
Mangled fingers have been turning up all over Japan and the inhabitants are scared. Ten murders in ten weeks, all committed with a gun, and still nobody has a clue who the sinister killer is.
James Arron Ray is a beautiful and delightful police officer with a fondness for books. He doesn't know it yet but he is the only one who can stop the callous killer.
When his girlfriend, Arisa Nishikawa, is kidnapped, James Ray finds himself thrown into the centre of the investigation. His only clue is a warped banana.
He enlists the help of a helpful psychiatrist called Saxton Middleton.
Can Middleton help Ray overcome his pain addiction and find the answers before the tactless killer and his deadly gun strike again?
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LOL. It even gave me a cover.
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